"and in that moment I swear we were infinite.."

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

humanbeast:

astralocean:

swordelectric:

A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to..

Oh bless this man. I wish I would be able to do this.

(via lauren)

Lmao just sat and heard this on my break

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    LMAOOOO HAHAHAHAHA. done!
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    THAT BOY DESERVES A FREAKEN OSCAR
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    mock-cry near the end and then “BITCH BE TRIPPIN” hahahahahahahha omg. Can’t believe I listened